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samppa/uriel meme responses
Who was the one to propose: [laugh track] imagining marriage with uriel Allergic To Anything Romantic black is hilarious but i'm also kinda doki over the idea of them promising to stay together and having some sort of physical symbol of that promise....... basically Married but without any of the romantic stuff attached to it
Who stressed more over wedding planning: there isn't a braincell between the two of them
Who decorated the house: samppa
Who does the cooking: vero
Who is more organized: is it really being organized when uriel has basically nothing to their name
Who initiates bedroom fun: sam...ppa...???
Who suggested kids first: they're in a long lasting custody battle over their children (the bugs)
Who’s more dominant: u...riel...??????????
Who’s the cuddler: samppa?
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: uriel's smaller than samppa, so they're the little spoon basically by default
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: just being Outside
Who comes home drunk at 3am: they're both drunk at 3 am
Who kills the spiders: [uriel voice] hom
Who falls asleep first: just depends on who's more tired i guess???
A head canon: i feel in their Fucking Around Fodlan post game adventuring they pick up some weird animal to be their pet/travel companion
Their relationship summed up in a meme: Gremlins In Garreg Mach
What Will They Do
Do they have any “rituals”? nothing comes to mind
Who is louder? samppa, because uriel's quiet in general
Who is more experimental? b..oth
Who takes more risks? please for the love of god be safe you two
Do they fuck or make love? i think it leans more toward fuck
Lights on or off? doesn't matter to them i imagine
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? okay but would either of them actually be too embarrassed
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? while i don't think they would... be opposed... it's so hard to imagine either of them seriously bringing it up
Who comes first? samppa probably...?
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? oh lordie i don't even know
Who is more submissive? samppa i'd guess, if only because uriel doesn't have a submissive bone in their body
Who is more sensitive? samppa?????
Who has the most patience? do either of them have patience
Which kinks do they share? do i... actually... want to know if they share kinks. i don't know if i want to know.
Who stressed more over wedding planning: there isn't a braincell between the two of them
Who decorated the house: samppa
Who does the cooking: vero
Who is more organized: is it really being organized when uriel has basically nothing to their name
Who initiates bedroom fun: sam...ppa...???
Who suggested kids first: they're in a long lasting custody battle over their children (the bugs)
Who’s more dominant: u...riel...??????????
Who’s the cuddler: samppa?
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: uriel's smaller than samppa, so they're the little spoon basically by default
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: just being Outside
Who comes home drunk at 3am: they're both drunk at 3 am
Who kills the spiders: [uriel voice] hom
Who falls asleep first: just depends on who's more tired i guess???
A head canon: i feel in their Fucking Around Fodlan post game adventuring they pick up some weird animal to be their pet/travel companion
Their relationship summed up in a meme: Gremlins In Garreg Mach
What Will They Do
Do they have any “rituals”? nothing comes to mind
Who is louder? samppa, because uriel's quiet in general
Who is more experimental? b..oth
Who takes more risks? please for the love of god be safe you two
Do they fuck or make love? i think it leans more toward fuck
Lights on or off? doesn't matter to them i imagine
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? okay but would either of them actually be too embarrassed
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? while i don't think they would... be opposed... it's so hard to imagine either of them seriously bringing it up
Who comes first? samppa probably...?
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? oh lordie i don't even know
Who is more submissive? samppa i'd guess, if only because uriel doesn't have a submissive bone in their body
Who is more sensitive? samppa?????
Who has the most patience? do either of them have patience
Which kinks do they share? do i... actually... want to know if they share kinks. i don't know if i want to know.